Too Fat To Bat

You decide to say bye bye to fat food, Pujo ashchhe! Especially because these mad girls put Kaju and Cream and LOTS of oil in everything during weekend from Chicken to Paneer to Grass, and they HAVE to cook during weekends! Ananya (when you meet her after 2 months) also agrees that your face has become a full fledged watermelon :(

Hence

Day1, Monday, you skip breakfast and order fruit bowl for lunch! Do a little dance on this achievement while the colleagues laugh! Yes, have fruits, become thin and fair yes! You get your food and wait for Abhimanyu to bring his lunch. And what does he do? He brings himself 4 parathas and, TWO plates of gulabjamun. Passes you one plate (each plate has two) and keeps one for himself? Because? Because you are having fruit bowl and ‘compensatory food toh chahiye’. You shout and revolt but then the two lovely perfect round Gulabjamuns look at you with Puppy eyes and Abhimanyu reminds that you do not let others waste food. Kyu! The free sweet treats are appreciated though but, err, uhmmm, Yummm! In the evening you order Green tea (half dena bhaiya), spend exactly 45minutes trying to gulp that poison. ‘Kal se pakka’ you think! You anyway ditched your daily bournvita. Green tea= thin! You keep on repeating to yourself. Abhimanyu keeps on laughing at you and you miss Amit, your go-thin partner. You come back, pg! Decide on one roti for Dinner and then returns Prajakta from Pune. ‘Puranpori khao’ she says and you of course cannot say no to ghar ka khana. The moment you are done, ‘Gujiya khao’ and when you start to say that you are on diet she says ‘maine banaya hai’ and then, you have the super Yumm and sweet gujiya. When you are just done with all the sweet and fat, she presents to you, ‘Abhi, ganpati ka Modak lo’!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE GO HOME! And you of course cannot skip dinner because the girls will allow. Such fatty love babare :D

Day2, You again skip pg breakfast, yay! But then, there is mithi nimki inside your almari, it is calling you. You have one and then another one and then a bowl full and the little chocos that was left! Amit comes from Patna and talks about his love life again where the girl waits for him and he tortures her with silence because well ‘Bihar mein aisa hi hoga hai’, you shout at him like everyday and hence, you are hungry again. You order Paratha and Chicken from the Sultans for Lunch, the fruit bowl counter calls you though. ‘Bikele green tea’ you think. Finally comes bikel, Amit goes to his flat early because he is not well and Abhimanyu comes late for evening tea because he has a mad TL. You are hungry and happy thinking ‘fat burn hochhe’. Green tea time. You reach up to 6^th floor, you know you have to order half green tea for yourself and full bournvita for Abhimanyu from MDP. There is a HUUUUGE line. When you reach the counter the man smiles big and says ‘Two full bounvita toh Madam?’ You smile and say NOOOO! The man again calls another helper man and says ‘Madam usual orderraa (some random thing in Kannad), ek sugarrrra ek without sugarrrra’ and you are so happy at this that you nod and take that only, like everyday. You reach Pg, start to write this and suddenly feel VERY hungry again. You finally decide, ‘ki r labh roga hoyei, let It be nahoy, like everything else in life’

Ting!