How Much Wait Is Too Much Wait

This is not a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely intentional.

I: Kaunsa gana lagau?
A: Panchhi nadiya pawan k jhoke koi sarhad na inhe roke...
I: Shiiiii. Kyu?
A: Mere panchi k intezaar mein
I: Gaye huye panchhi wapas nai aate hai
A: Bas panchhi hi toh hai jo ghar wapas aate hai eventually
I: Kya pata tu jise ghar soch rhi woh unka pinjra ho jisme woh wapas nahi aate hai

Just the kind of conversation you don't need on a rather ill thursday night of red eyes and nose.  Or maybe you do.