Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Oh Orkut :')

Because I have my 'Papa Kehte Hain' moments when I read the old testimonials on Orkut that people wrote for me.
Because I wanted them together at a place (yes because I wanted to show off) since Orkut will probably be away after a while. 

Chhotobela!!!
Peace.
Here they are.




nthng much 2 say...kp d 'tunilyt' of our frndshp burng bryt...[hyt ta dkh dujoner taei bujhbi ki app]...lolls...adios n tequiro..na na ti amo...dts our favrt dscvry...[or hers s...dnt ask me y...c knws!!!...ok nw stop blushing...n stop swring to kill me d nxt tym u c me]....toodles...lubh yu n mish yu...signing of...suziee!!!...
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ok...shanti ebar??likchi..phew...ds weirdo literally thrtnd 2 crak ma skull wn i sd writng testis wr an awfully borin job....nw dt ur all goo goo happy happy dt m wrtn 1 4 u...promis nt 2 bunk bio anymr!! :X
k so wt 2 say???ur lyk me...dt kanda sums it all up!!fingr crossin galifying...pointing out ppls faults,laughn out d loudest wn sum1 els mks a mstk in,failin 2 answr evn a sngl qs!!!...hlpn me wn my copy s being scrutinisd!!!...[u knw wt i mn
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'finger crossingly alyk'...(u knw wt i mn...http://www.orkut.gmodules.com/gadgets/proxy?refresh=86400&container=orkut&gadgets=http%3A%2F%2Forkut.com%2Fimg.xml&url=https%3A%2F%2Fssl.gstatic.com%2Forkut%2Fimg%2Fsmiley%2Fi_wink.gif)...i neva guesd wl b such rokin pals...!!!
seems sb n hs free body diagrams or wteva it is initiatd it...fuelld by our commn hatrd 4 hm...n our commn lov 4 rc
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RIK Roy - Apr 29, 2009
continued: deep widin......well honestly speakin i dont hv dat much patience....bt she hs a difrent enthu.......its amazin to read thru her blogs.....her ideas....d very originality of dem strucks me...bt oh!!dont u guyz mistek her for a nerd, forgive me .i never meant she was a nerd.....she z rader a verry verrry kul gal,wid lots of attitude,...............n thus accordin to me she z jus a perfect blend of all d qualities dat meks ny1 gr8....she hs it in her to mek it big one day..........best wishes for d glorious tomorow dat awaits u.........
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RIK Roy - Apr 29, 2009
hey wold.....dis z d most random testimonial i hv written after a long long tym abt d most random girl (lady??) of d millenium..........mind u i wasn't ever pressurized by her to write it....lyk most of my pals from BSS,(who beg for testimonials)........practically i hv nevr met her,or even talkd to her ......bt we hv chatted on several occasions thru orkut.......n most surprisingly i ws stunnd from d dawn of our camaraderie by her bizarre nature......a cut above d rest ......her writings or even d captions she uses in her profile in orkut z characteristic of d bizarre nature of her personality.........she hs a superb grasp o d english literature....n d main difference between her n ordinary bookworms lyk me z dat we may read a book, leaf thru d pages n after finishin it we chuck dem to b forgotten d rest of d lyf.....bt hello!! she z jus a diffrent unique breed.......she ponders on d topic,delves on d title....n even traces back d source from wich d title hs bin taken....n den starts to excavate wat lies...
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i gotta knw bout da inner u sinc da late ni8 train convrsatn remmbr???? i luvd dat 1 abhi.....u'v help me a lot.....specilly durin da +2 classes.....neva knw dat ur such a gud persn.....nd alwezzz remmbr 1 thing...well actuly 2 things....1)evn my name s abhi...ha ha ha...nd 2)im a fan of ur poetry........nd no matr wot...evn if u dnt listn 2 rock nd al....just remmbr 1 thing ur a ROCKSTAR...in ya own lil world...nd ur far beta dan many of us...love u.............
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ahhhh...abhishikata....nw im entitld wid da job 2 wrte a testi bout her...bt lemme tell u abhi...im nt dat gud at it...as much sa u r......okkkk...so wot 2 tell bout di gal....she's got an amaizin prsonality.....friendly 2 da brim....weell,stil sum hrdheads got prob wid u....dunno yyyy.....ahhh just frget it....we r frnds since class 9....arrreeee dat tym u alwez used 2 hang out wid ritwika....wont call her a 'teacher's pet'...bt den she ws popular amngst da teachers so beta 2 call her 'teachr's favrite"....bt den wot i alwez apriciate bout her s dat she's got good taste in books nd muvizzz.....just 1 advic....leave bollywood nd try listenin sum pink floyed nd stuffs.....u'll lyk it abhi im sure....de'v got da best lyrics in da world...........okkk nw takin bout her studis....shes an awsum good student bt alwez denys dat...she evn denys da fact da she s p8y.....wot s dis.....????whn will u strt biliv in ya gud qualits.......jai hok....truly speakin i luv u a lot....
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hmmmm........a very gud friend of mine,mah childhood day's r incomplete without dis hilarious girl's presence...may b we r not close from our nappy days buttt...great friends.many gud n bad memories r dere....specially da GREAT BITING DAY...da day i got bite frm sreya 4 sitting in ur place...marks of dis crazy billi's teeth r still present in mah ryt hand....thnk god i didn't hav to take forteen injection ....... 
abhi was indeed da heart throb of sec A.i dont hav such sharp memories lyk u....so no such memorable yaadein i can remember now..after dat our sec gets changed n our paths of lyf too...i hav nevr thought to get back those happy days....
now i really cherish ur craziness,hatahathi n khimchi fights with satabdi,ur evergreen close up smile showing eight great teeth which reveals purity n youthfulness of ur mind,ur shining two big eyes which is full of creativities...n offcourse ur latest drama of comparing urself with gudu!!.......
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abhi u r really a darling...ur poems r grt....i really luv them..... 
u r a messy kind of a girl with lots of potential to shake da world...so realise ur talent n do da needful.u r saying dat u r not getting a ryt soutmate for u..but i thnk u r not letting neone to come close to u..not one but many r waiting 4 u...take one step n choose da ryt one......
 
buddy!!heaps of thngs i wanna disclose but words r insufficient to express mah feelings 4 u...may god fulfill all ur wishes n u get al da thing u wanna frm lyf.....
luv u SWEETHEART........
so!! atlast i hav written rather re-written a not long but longer testi 4 u...............
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Satabdi .... - Nov 13, 2008
...hmmm..well wht 2 say abt abhi..very gd 4rnd of mine..talks a lot..smtimes irrtates me by hr nonstoo talkin..dekhis bangla clss e tor jonne jhar khaboi..she talks abt different topics bt widout a single pause..an allrounder,writes awesome poems both in english n bengali..we bcame 4rnds in class7 bt since dn we r almst doing all d crimes 2gether,whether it is in our english class,physics class or school..a grt GYANDATA..u'l gt absolutely free GYAANS 4rm hr,she does nt even charge 4 hr GREAT GYAANS...mad 4 Srk n vineet..brilliant in studies,a grt 4rnd,..very nice soul..nijeke niye prochur complex especially wid hr hair,whch is nt at all soo bad..lvs hr best 4rnd..amar chasini boudi who is still continuing hr studies r amar chasi vai k sudhu sudu khatache..our calculator of physics class who does all hr calculations widout calculator..in search 4 hr lv bt or kaukei pochndona..n lastly she's mad abt dt kakini..ufff!!!
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Crappy Testimonial - Part II 

I am not quite finished talking about her. Well she is kinda too matured for her age. What do they call it in Bengali? Aaahh "okaal pokko". She will read books which are not for her age (go read some fairy tale book).
 

She is an avid fan of Rajiv blah blah blah (I dont remember his last name) and armaan (he is a darowaan). She loves to see her heroes cry, thinks they look cute (sadistic pleasure).

I am forgetting something? Oh yeah - she is a pathetic poet. Please do the world a favour and stop writing poems. Your proses are good but the poems suck (honest opinion). And you are just a kid, and these frustating, depressing, life sucking, errrrr( SOS - need synonyms) errrrrr..... , (watevea) they dont quite match you.

And grow up, a 1000 page book is nothing in HS. And then after some days you will laugh at them (conquerors laugh) and look at them in pity.
 

Phews and Uuffs,

Noble "Evil" Savage
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I anticipate an amlan-buster exam and i am bored and gloomy - these are the circumstances under which i am writing this, so do pardon me if i am a bit acrimonious. 

This gal here is quite smart (i came to know this when she caught me when I tried to copy paste the old testimonial which i wrote her). I hereby certify she is not dumb.

She does not keep her promises. She specifically promised me she wont shout at my gf but then she didnt keep her word.
 

She would also badger you to the end of the world for a testimonial (dont quite know why she wants one, cmmon gal)

If you have a tickle in you brain go to Dr. Chakraborty and she will scream the hell out of it (i literally mean it)

She thinks that she wont find her wonderman coz she has a mouth (powered by duracell batterries) that wont stop blabberring and that she is always surrounded by morons. But I am sure that one day you will find your Prince Charming who will like you for what you are.

Phews and uufffs,

Noble "Evil" Savage
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Aniket Ghosh - Mar 26, 2008
well.....i guess i hafta write a testimonial for dis beautiful lady....but i cudnt make out wat i shud write abt her...i mean shes so adorable...shes a sweetheart.Shes my orkut frnd...but she seems to understand me so good sometimes i wonder how she does it. But beware of her.....she will use da same dialogues that she hears from you!lolz...

Really Abhishikta...u r a darling to me...one of my really close frnds..a person to whom i can open my heart out!
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Raina Dugar - Mar 11, 2008
writing bout her is tough yaar....ok let me think.................................................................................................................thinking..............................................................................................................................................ok....she is one f my oldest n closest frend.her bindaas attitude is wat makes her so spl.v hav had gud times 2geder wich ill never 4get.this gal had a huge crush on PRIYA..N evryday i had 2 listen 2 her endless stories..n ya how can i 4get bout our common likings 4 Abira mam,SRK,etc
remember i was always ur baby in our games..n d fact is dat dis gal will always guide u as a mother..she is famous in skul as govi..v used 2 sit 2geder n never usd 2 listen 2 ny of our tchers..still v were tchers fav..kya din the woh..nwys she is d ultimate frend 1 can hav!!
enjoy life 2 d fullest n remain as u r.God bless!
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**** there were many, but she marked her presence b'coz she is of diff. kind, sumthng rare.****

**she is bold & straight forward----- never seen 2 hesitate 2 speak abt wat is in her mind.**

**she is no doubt beautiful.**


**it is quite difficult 2 describe her----talented,skillfull,dedicated, trustworthy.
smart, got a gr8 personality.**


**all i want 2 tell her that------- "I Luv Her"**
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dia chakraborty - Feb 28, 2008
avi is the one whu taught me the masti on the other side of the skul life! i still remember that bunking clesses meant 2me sumthing "impossible". but avi,u r the one whu taught me hw 2 njoy life!i donno whether u remember r nt, bt at that time i used 2 b quite upset as i had sum clashes wid one of my best frnds.but u were the one whu forcibly tuk me out!after dat it bcame a part f out shararat! we used 2 make the class diary our xcuse n go out of the class! i used 2 njoy doing that! msing skeleton's class,bhunia's class!!n remember the scolding that i got from m.biswas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!honestly, i"ll never forget the days that we spent together,those stairs where we used 2 sit n njoy,those junior classes where we used2 go n hide!! inshort is a person whu wl b there anytime u need her!a restless kinda gal!!!!!whu njoys life till the end!!whu stays happy n keeps the rest of the people around happy as well :-)
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MAD Chatt. - Aug 26, 2007
ATLAST I WRITE U A TESTI!well,many,like me,know that u r a vvvvvvvv.gifted person,so without any frills i'll just write what feel abt ya....so,ahem..here goes...
A: Attractive
B: Bossy(well,quite!)
 
H: Hilarious
I: Intelligent(like da writer of this testi!)
S: Serious
H: Hitched 2 a certain E.Chatterjee!!!
I: Introvert's opposite.
K: Knowledge bank
T: Talkative
A: ABHISHIKTA 4 U FOLKS!
Here's wishing u all the success & happiness that u wish 2 seek!The world is all urs girl,go conquer it!!!(ekhanei shesh korchhi,onek matha kathiye tor jonno bhalo kotha likhlaam,aaaaar parchhinaa!tata!)
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PIA ROY - Aug 25, 2007
total pagol n gone case i think!!!!! well a perfect mixture of nice heart n beauty!!! yes a gr8 fan rajeev khandelwal too!!!!so keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sampurna feelin blessed... - Aug 24, 2007
shes one of da most chilled out gals of dio and is a freaking fan of her skul and is the mostttttttttttt studious gal i hav ever cum across...shes a fierce friend and wat i lik abt her most is...shes as eccentric as me abt harry potter!
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I have known her for long so i can say many things about her....she is a sweet frnd nd is always on da pretext of cheering others she is one of the nice personality ive ever known via orkut..!she dosent keep anythin in her heart..which is one of the best quality she has.you can tell her anything under the sun, she's a very practical girl,knows exactly what she wants&pretty much gets it.I admire the way she handles difficult situations..always chilled out n relaxed..In short i wanna say,she is a gr8 friend! she knows the value of frndship n she can be ur good frnd forever……All da best for her future n career plans!
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She's smart,crazy,funny but sumtimes stupid!!!Jst kiddin man.Well,i like her a lot n she's really caring.Well,Abhi is witty,lovin n has a relly golden hr8.Dat's she.
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Kuntal Chakraborty - Jun 5, 2007
Guria, as I call her, is one of the most sweet-n-naughty kid I have ever seen. I know her since her childhood (She is still a child though she pretends to be a quite matured one) and then onwards she always impressed me a lot through her activities, words and child-like restlessness. She is an intelligent and dutiful girl but having lack of patience. But, I hope that she will acquire it with her growing age. As I already mentioned that, she is still a child although she thinks she is matured enough, even though one thing I must admit that she is ahead of her time.
My suggestion to her is that: be humble, be patient, learn to love studying, analyse the world through your knowledge and you will become a perfect woman.
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Anonymous
- Jun 1, 2007
well i hav known her since a long tnme n no matter wat it takes i muct say dat dis gal has da potential of being herself......she's smart,loving,caring,dashing n has a gr8 attitude which tells all abt her.........................she's helpful n her smile is really sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet............da way she talks clearly states dat she is a nice person.................................she's a gr8 frnd n always ready 2 help....................................ya man she has da capability 2 rock up....................................a gr8 gal..............................keep rocking dear............................be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ABHISHIKTA u r like water to the earth. I love the way you manage everything esp. bunking classes with SREEMOYEE. Well though u joined our family classs (VIII-B)a bit later but you succeed to make your own esp. place in our heart within a short time. Well even now I remembered when you joined our class for the first time & Mrs. Agarwall was praising you for your good reasults and you were blushing like anything................. Hey all guys out there I just wanna say that this girl is to delicate to handle so take care of her otherwise her friends will kill you................. LOVE YOU A LOT OV TAKE CARE AND TO COME TO ME IF I CAN EVER HELP YOU
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Anonymous
- May 9, 2007
hmmm....she's da world's greatest PSYCHO.....but is really vry vry vry sweeeeeet....a chalta phirta radio.....which is always going on & on & on......& does not stop til da battery ends!!!! a real sweetheart & a damn gud gal.....its a pleasure sitting bside her coz i feel tht i'm not da only BANDAR out dere in dio.....ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! she's vry friendly & is KEWL.....so tht's it....r parchi na....gve me a break.....r koto mitthe kotha likhbo?????KEEP ROCKING!!!!! & dont urself coz u'll b da first patient of mine whn i bcum a PSYCHREATIST doctor!!!!!
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Anonymous
- May 5, 2007
she is very sweet&cute.she had grt personality,i wish she acheive all good things in life,she is good but not2 good.she is very serious&studious
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Shrabasti Bandyopadhyay:-D - Apr 13, 2007
I've known Abhishikta ever since I started school(wow!) and I know for a fact that she's really sweet,and a great person!We don't really get to talk to each other a lot these days other than Biology classes because we're in different sections,but it's always fun hanging around with her!She's intelligent,a moderately good singer and an exceptional painter!Rather likeable,all in all!Can mingle with all sorts of people and talks a lot! Don't hesitate in making friends with her! Hmm..I know this is short,but she really is a wonderful girl!Stay happyhttp://www.orkut.gmodules.com/gadgets/proxy?refresh=86400&container=orkut&gadgets=http%3A%2F%2Forkut.com%2Fimg.xml&url=https%3A%2F%2Fssl.gstatic.com%2Forkut%2Fimg%2Fsmiley%2Fi_smile.gif
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what 2 write bout u.....u r coooooollllll,SWEET, CUTE,guy.u can easily make frndshp with any1.ur phto can tell everybody that ur r so cute.

A-ATTENTIVE
B-BEAUTIFUL
H-HEART BROKEN
I-INTELLIGENT
S-SMART
H-HUMOURS
I-IMPRESSIVE
K-KIND HEARTED
T-TALENTED
A-ATTRACTIVE

THATZ enough 4r u.
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well.....i guess i hafta write a testimonial for dis beautiful lady....but i cudnt make out wat i shud write abt her...i mean shes so adorable...shes a sweetheart.Shes my orkut frnd...but she seems to understand me so good sometimes i wonder how she does it. But beware of her.....she will use da same dialogues that she hears from you!lolz...

Really Abhishikta...u r a darling to me...one of my really close frnds..a person to whom i can open my heart out!
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Anonymous
- Feb 18, 2007
Well...M very bad @ writin' testimonials...but still,trying.Here goes-
OV is a very sweet girl and very naughty too.She's got really mischievous eyes and is really intelligent.So watch out you guys,here comes d ultimate diogal!!!!!!!!
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Well my dear frnd Ovi,
Wht can I say about her.Newayz,nething I'll say is less 4 u.U r really vry sweet cute & something like da photo no da left side of ur homepage.Well now no more SWEET THINGS or I'll be suffering 4m
 Diabetes.Bt really u r vry helpful and er.......er....u always appreciate other,s works.
Well,do u want nemore?U c I won't be able 2 describe jus' withinn dis 1024 words.And Dat's It.

P.S:Plz Plz ,don't try to scream whn u r talking normally.
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bhagwan se phool mange 2 bagicha diya.pani manga 2 sagar dia. jab dost chahe 2 ye id diya.
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Anonymous
- Dec 23, 2006
ov....hm.. she is such a material which is hard to be defined by words... a amxture o silk,cotton, jute and welll .... muslin. an ardent follower of our hindi teacher, she is a charming,studious and a softspoken little girl(mind u keep the opposites) and she has a lot of tallents-she is a real delight in class.... her melodious voice not only touches but pierces our ears and souls... 
puchu, cutie pie... u r rocking...
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okie i have been asked to do d toughest job on earth and dats rtn a testi............and dat also 4 sum1 lk this gal......o.v...ok.mmmmmmmmmm.....to begin with she is ma best frndz and i think dats enough to prove dat she is a good gal.lol..........she is a complete sweetheart who goes crazy actually is crazy............and let me tell ya ppl 1 thng once we were asked by the fevicol company to do an advertisement 4 them..............the reason u also "stick" together.............ov ....i tell u ppl is 1 of ma bst frnd..nerd.......yeah.......unlike me very good in studies......a very good frnd and 1 thng dat v hav in common is dat v both can go on talkin hrs after hrs.........ov .....yeah lemme tell i mr thng she got an special award 4 skippin classes.........ms.ov d gr8.......i was also in d competetion but lost it to her .........lol go ahead u hav a gr8 future ahead of u...........


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